She always watches movie credits

even when they are not interesting.

Her Buffy the Vampire-a-thons

It happens at least every 18 months. I notice it's happening when she starts using made-up, Joss Whedon words.

By marrying her, apparently I've discovered the Fountain of Youth.

Study: Men Who Marry Educated Women Live Longer.

She introduced me to Billy Wilder and, especially, Some Like It Hot.

It's never her way or the highway.

She isn't afraid of my relatives.

Actually, it's more than that.